-If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands buttered side down. What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
-Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
-If quizzes are quizical then what are tests? Testicular?
-Why is it said that an alarm clock "goes off" when it begins ringing?
-If you tried to fail. And succeeded, then which have you done?
-Why is cargo shipped and a shipment made by car?
Anyways. Just a few random musings. Now i'm off to do something much more exciting. Giving the dog a much needed hair cut. Oh joy.